Pope Sleep Doctrine Welcomed by Exhausted Nuns and Priests Worldwide
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Alarm-Clocks-in-Vatican-05-08-2One nun called the Pope Sleep Doctrine �the most merciful teaching since indoor plumbing.� Seminaries offer nap rooms. Pope Leo XIV encourages clergy to �minister from rest, not Red Bull.� Pastors report fewer accidental Latin misreads. Morning grumpiness now a venial sin. Pillow fights permitted in convents on feast days.