Pope Sleep Doctrine Strengthened with Second Alarm Clock Ban Decree

Pope Leo XIV doubled down on his original Vatican alarm clock ban, expanding the policy into what�s now called the Pope Sleep Doctrine. Clergy are urged to �embrace divine drowsiness� and schedule nothing before sunrise unless �commanded by archangel.� Vatican training now includes nap formation, dream journaling, and �Liturgical Napping.� Leo�s next encyclical may be titled *Dormire in Deo*�To Sleep in God.