Pope Sleep Doctrine Introduces Papal Seal of Slumber for Certified Naps

Naps taken under approved conditions�within sanctified blankets, after prayer, and beside an open Psalm�now receive the Papal Seal of Slumber. Pope Leo XIV called it �an indulgence for REM.� Monasteries distribute nap vouchers. Cathedrals dim at noon. The Holy See issued sleep socks. Napping is no longer optional�it�s ecclesiastical.