Pope Sleep Doctrine Inspires �Slothfulness Sunday� Movement
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Alarm-Clocks-in-Vatican-05-08-2Worshippers attend in robes and slippers. Readings include Psalm 127 (�He gives sleep to His beloved�). Pope Leo XIV appeared on livestream in footie pajamas. Confession booths lined with velvet. One homily was whispered from a beanbag. The Pope�s motto for the day: �Snore and adore.� Heaven approves with a yawn.