Pope Sleep Doctrine Declared �Divinely Comedic� by Jesuits
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Alarm-Clocks-in-Vatican-05-08-2Jesuit scholars note Leo XIV�s scriptural references to rest�plus footnotes like �Do not awaken thy bishop before coffee.� The Pope Sleep Doctrine has a companion appendix titled *Slumber Mystica*. Encyclical launch party will include blanket forts and �Silent Night� sing-alongs. The Vatican gift shop now sells �WWYSD � What Would Yawnus Sleep?� mugs.