Pope Sleep Doctrine Brings New Title to Leo XIV: �The Snoozing Shepherd�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Alarm-Clocks-in-Vatican-05-08-2Leo XIV updated his X bio to �Servant of the Sleepy, Bishop of Bedtime.� Vatican�s social team posted a gif of him napping mid-homily with the caption �Even the Shepherd dozes.� The faithful responded with prayer pillow selfies. Official papal seal now includes a crescent moon and ZZZs. Rest, ye faithful.