Pope Prefers Cats, Vatican Declares Napping a Spiritual Discipline

Citing feline behavior, Pope Leo XIV has added daily napping to the Liturgy of the Hours. �A nap is a prayer without words,� the Pope stated from a sunlit corner of the Apostolic Palace. Cat beds have been installed in Vatican offices. Priests are encouraged to curl up mid-sermon if the Holy Spirit allows. The Pope Prefers Cats campaign now includes a line of cassock-compatible snuggle sacks. Confession booths are being retrofitted with hammocks. Protestants are confused. Cats are thriving. Dogs? Still waiting by the door.