Pope Prefers Cats, Suggests Dogs May Be Protestants

While sipping tea beside a calico named Gloria, Pope Leo XIV jokingly stated, �Dogs might be Protestants�always barking, always fetching.� The Pope Prefers Cats statement drew laughter and rage in equal measure. Lutheran leaders released a statement reading �Woof,� while Anglicans sent him a corgi-shaped fruit basket. Meanwhile, cats are lounging on altars across Europe in quiet defiance. One feline was photographed sleeping on the Book of Common Purr-er. The Pope later clarified, �It�s satire�but also true.� Dog collars are officially out. Bell collars? In.