Pope Prefers Cats, Adds Yarn Mazes to Catechism Classes

The Vatican has introduced �Yarn-Based Catechism,� inspired by the Pope�s affinity for cats and string-related joy. Students must navigate yarn mazes while answering theological questions and dodging laser pointers of temptation. The Pope Prefers Cats doctrine has made catechism more �tactile and thrilling.� One nun described the class as �like RCIA meets Cirque du Soleil.� Cats supervise. All lessons conclude with a communal purring session. Vatican bookstores now sell papal-grade yarn. Dogs have yet to respond, possibly stuck chasing their tails.