Pope Pizza Preference Sparks Liturgical �Cheese Mass� Experiment

The Church of Santa Mozzarella in Rome is piloting the Cheese Mass: incense replaced with garlic steam, hymns rewritten in pizza parlance, and the Our Father ends with �deliver us from hunger.� Pope Leo XIV�s pizza preference has theologians debating transubstantiation and crust theology. The trial menu includes the Lenten Veggie Deluxe. No pineapple�under papal threat.