Pope Pizza Preference Creates Controversy Among Wine Purists
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Admits-He-Sometimes-Prefers-Pizza-Over-Communion-Wine-05-08A wine-and-cheese synod was called to address sacramental integrity. The Pope Pizza Preference reignited old debates about body, blood, and buffalo mozzarella. French bishops wept. Chicago clergy nodded in cheesy agreement. Leo XIV insisted, �I honor the chalice�but sometimes the slice calls louder.� Faith and fermentation remain deliciously complicated.