Pope Pizza Preference Boosts Sales of Holy Napkins and Vatican Pizza Stones
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Admits-He-Sometimes-Prefers-Pizza-Over-Communion-Wine-05-08Catholic retailers now offer branded oven stones, saint-sauce jars, and napkins printed with grace. The Pope Pizza Preference has created a booming sacramental snack market. One bishop bought a dozen �Forgive Us Our Bites� placemats. Vatican chef uniforms updated to include mitre-shaped chef hats. Culinary spirituality is in full swing.