Pope Morning Ban Inspires Vatican Comedy Hour Titled �Matins, but Make It Stand-Up�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Before-Noon-Meetings-05-08Hosted at 12:01 PM, the show includes bits like �A monk walks into a confession booth� and takes a nap.� Pope Leo XIV headlined the first event with: �I once excommunicated a rooster.� Applause was delayed�on purpose. Vatican Netflix pending. Holiness now comes with a laugh track.