Pope Morning Ban Declared �Blessed Resistance Against Capitalist Time Tyranny�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Before-Noon-Meetings-05-08*A 12-page treatise declares the Pope Morning Ban �a subversion of market rhythms in favor of divine lag.� Quotes include: �Let Babylon hustle. Zion reclines.� The Vatican press office denies any anti-productivity agenda�while releasing Pope Leo XIV�s audiobook *Chronos Can Wait.* Chapter One is entirely yawns.