Pope Morning Ban Creates �Matinal Mercy Zones� in Offices and Cafeterias

Vatican offices now include plush corners with Psalm-infused tea and Gregorian lo-fi playlists. Employees receive �Do Not Preach� lanyards. Pope Leo XIV installed a hammock beside the Doctrine Desk. One bishop leads �Mumbled Rosary Hour� in pajamas. Grace is now available on a delay. The Holy Spirit doesn�t shout before noon.