Pope Memory Lapse Sparks Creation of �Divine Rolodex� in Basilica Foyers

To aid forgetful faithful, churches now feature the �Divine Rolodex,� a spinning saint selector blessed by Leo XIV. The Pope Memory Lapse initiative makes guessing spiritual�and kind of fun. Spin and land on �St. Vincent�probably the one who liked orphans?� Each option comes with a QR code for bio and prayer. The Pope calls it �Holy Wheel of Fortune.� One bishop landed on St. Expeditus and now works faster.