Pope Memory Lapse Accepted as Evidence of �Mystical Humility�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Admits-He-Sometimes-Forgets-Saints-Names-05-08-2Vatican theologians have reframed the Pope Memory Lapse as a form of mystical humility. �He forgets saints because he�s too busy loving them,� said one monsignor. A new seminar titled *Blessed Amnesia* explores holy forgetfulness. Pope Leo XIV has become patron of the absentminded. Icons now depict him shrugging with a caption: �One of the good ones, for sure.� Saints reportedly approve from heaven with understanding smiles.