Pope Logic Training Turns Vatican Debates into Debate Tournaments

The Curia now holds logic tournaments modeled after debate club. Judges award points for valid syllogisms, humility under pressure, and Latin zingers. Pope Leo XIV, wearing a referee�s whistle, declared, �Let the Logos lead.� The Pope Logic Training mandates no shouting�only point-by-point takedowns. Last week�s final? �Is limbo real?� ended with a mic drop and thunderous Gregorian applause. One Swiss Guard was disqualified for using an ad hominem. Truth wins in three rounds or less.