Pope Logic Training Spurs Rise in Catholic Philosophy Clubs

Vatican youth programs now include �Holy Logic Hour,� where teens debate ethics using diagrams, graphs, and snacks. The Pope Logic Training has trickled down to middle schoolers who chant: �Prove it or lose it!� One student diagrammed free will using Legos and got published in *Junior Theology Monthly*. Another corrected a priest�s circular reasoning mid-sermon. Youth ministry now comes with chalkboards. The Pope calls it �logic as liturgy.� Jesus wept�and then graphed it.