Pope Logic Training Rewrites Vatican Catechism with Flowcharts and Venn Diagrams

Pope Leo XIV, known for his blackboard-honed brilliance, has introduced formal logic as the backbone of Vatican theology. �If Christ is the Way, then we�d better map it,� he said, unveiling flowcharts with salvation routes, dead ends, and a confusing cul-de-sac labeled �Petty Doctrinal Feuds.� The Pope Logic Training movement equips clergy with Venn diagram homilies and Boolean baptismal prep. Cardinals now debate using syllogisms and dry-erase markers. One bishop burst into tears after drawing a perfect Euler circle labeled �Faith n Doubt.� Even the Devil now fears logic. Leo XIV�s motto: �Come, let us reason together�and show your work.�