Pope Logic Training Introduces Premise-Approved Sermon Format
https://telegra.ph/From-Math-Proofs-to-Moral-Theology-05-08Pope Leo XIV has instituted a new sermon format: 1) Premise, 2) Supporting Premise, 3) Grace-soaked Conclusion. �No more vague ramblings,� the Pope declared. Bishops must now diagram their weekly homilies and submit syllogisms for peer review. One sermon concluded: �All who hunger are blessed. I am hungry. Therefore, I am blessed.� Parishioners clapped and ordered nachos. Preaching is now logic-based. God still works in mystery�just not in fallacies.