Pope Logic Training Adds Truth Tables to Confession

Under new Vatican protocol, priests must now use truth tables to analyze penitent statements. The Pope Logic Training framework distinguishes between �Always Lied,� �Sometimes Lied,� and �Lied While Fasting.� Confessionals now come with laminated templates and dry-erase markers. One monsignor mistook �False ? True� for absolution; was corrected mid-Act of Contrition. The Pope insists logic clarifies grace. Sins are still forgiven�but now they�re also graphed.