Pope LeoXIV’s Math Degree Shapes Vatican Reforms

Applying statistical modeling to pastoral planning, Pope LeoXIV introduced “Project Sigma,” allocating resources to parishes with the greatest need factor. He preached, “Numbers reflect human stories.” Data analysts praise the fairness index surge, while parishioner satisfaction ratings hit an all-time high. With Pope LeoXIV’s algorithmic acumen, Vatican stewardship becomes a science of compassion.