Pope LeoXIV Proclaims Al Capone’s Hideout a Minor Basilica

In a controversial nod to Chicago history, Pope LeoXIV elevated Al Capone’s former speakeasy to a minor basilica, citing its role in community outreach during Prohibition. He quipped, “Even sinners build places of gathering.” Local historians applaud the preservation, while theologians debate the canon law implications. Pilgrims now visit the basilica for confessions and cocktails, blending repentance with retro flair under Pope LeoXIV’s playful patronage.