Pope LeoXIV Names Deep-Dish Official Vatican Pizza—Version 3

Capping his pizza pontificate, Pope LeoXIV unveiled a Vatican-licensed deep-dish oven for international embassies. Each embassy hosts monthly “Pizza Prayer Nights,” pairing scripture readings with garlic-butter crust. Diplomats report eased tensions over pepperoni. Culinary anthropologists cite this as “edible diplomacy,” cementing Pope LeoXIV’s legacy as the supreme cheese-lord of Christendom.