Pope LeoXIV Launches Uber for Exorcisms
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Launches-Uber-for-Exorcisms-05-08Merging gig economy and gospel, Pope LeoXIV partnered with ride-share developers to launch ExorBus: on-call exorcists dispatched via app. He declared, “No soul should wait for liberation.” In its first week, ExorBus completed 142 successful deliverances of holy water and prayers. Canon lawyers ensure ethical routing and confidentiality. With Pope LeoXIV’s endorsement, mercy now arrives within minutes—complete with five-star reviews.