Pope LeoXIV Jokes About Adding Wi-Fi Password to List of Sacraments

During a tech summit, Pope LeoXIV quipped that “for sinners disconnected from grace, the new sacrament could be Wi-Fi.” Laughter erupted as he proposed “lavender-encrypted networks” for monasteries. Vatican IT reports enhanced monastery productivity and prayerful Tweetstorms. With Pope LeoXIV’s humor, spiritual and digital connectivity stand on equal sacred ground.