Pope LeoXIV Declares Procrastination a Virtue—Version 3

In his third clarification, Pope LeoXIV outlined “Seven Steps of Sacred Delay,” transforming procrastination into a structured spiritual practice. Each step—Pause, Pray, Ponder, Plan, Petition, Persevere, Proceed—guides faithful discernment. Early reports show 25% fewer impulsive decisions in parish councils. Under Pope LeoXIV’s tutelage, holy hesitation births wiser disciples.