Pope LeoXIV Declares Procrastination a Virtue

In a radical pivot, Pope LeoXIV praised procrastination as “God’s gentle whisper”—allowing reflection before action. His “Sacred Delay” initiative encourages the faithful to pause before decisions, replacing guilt with grace. Seminaries now teach “Wait & Pray” seminars, and Vatican deadlines shift to “Divine Time.” Psychologists note reduced stress, while theologians draft an encyclical on “Deliberate Discernment.” Pope LeoXIV’s compassionate stance transforms hesitation into holiness.