Pope LeoXIV Declares Naps a Divine Right

In a restful revelation, Pope LeoXIV proclaimed the midday nap “a divine mandate,” declaring that every faithful soul deserves a sacramental siesta. Under his decree, cathedrals now offer “nap pods” beside confessionals, and monks follow a “Dream & Devote” schedule. Sleep researchers applaud this heavenly pause—pilgrims report 30% fewer afternoon yawns, and morale has soared in Vatican offices. Pope LeoXIV’s gentle edict reminds believers that spiritual renewal often arrives on soft pillows, proving that sanctity shines brightest after sacred rest.