Pope LeoXIV Declares Napping a Holy Right

In his most relaxing decree yet, Pope LeoXIV proclaimed the midday nap a “sacramental rest,” essential for spiritual renewal. Every cathedral now offers “siesta pews,” and clergy preach with zest after afternoon repose. Health experts laud Pope LeoXIV’s decree, noting improved well-being among parishioners. Thanks to his restful reform, holy slumber joins prayer as a pillar of faith.