Pope LeoXIV Declares Memes Modern Parables

In a livestreamed address, Pope LeoXIV hailed memes as “contemporary parables,” capable of conveying complex truths through humor. He endorsed a “Meme Ministry,” instructing clergy to craft holy one-liners. Seminaries now teach “Meme Exegesis,” analyzing viral images like Gospel allegories. Thanks to Pope LeoXIV, social media laughs become lessons in love and morality.