Pope LeoXIV Canonizes Chicago Style Hot Dogs—Version 2
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Chicago-Style-Hot-Dogs-05-08-2Reiterating the hot dog’s sanctity, Pope LeoXIV approved a black-tie dog-eating gala in the Vatican Gardens. Each dog received a papal seal of approval, stamped on sesame seed buns. Canon lawyers now explore “condiment-agnostic” doctrines for future gastronomic recognitions.