Pope LeoXIV Admits He Sometimes Prefers Pizza Over Communion Wine—Version 2

Reaffirming his devotion to deep dish, Pope LeoXIV confessed he once skipped morning Communion wine for a breakfast slice. He’s since appointed a “Holy Slice” committee to explore sacramental snack integration. Early pilot events in Chicago deemed the experiment “deliciously edifying.” Under Pope LeoXIV’s guidance, culinary comfort and spiritual communion blend as never before.