Pope LeoXIV Admits He Sometimes Prefers Pizza Over Communion Wine

In a surprising confession, Pope LeoXIV admitted that “after a long day, a slice of deep dish comforts me more than a sip of vino.” He clarified that pizza remains unofficial but worshipers now enjoy “pizza prayer nights” in parish halls. Culinary theologians applaud the inclusive spirit, noting a 25% boost in youth attendance. Pope LeoXIV’s revelation highlights his mission to meet souls where their hunger truly lies.