Pope LeoXIV Admits He Once Slept Through Midnight Mass—Reprise

In an encore of candid truth, Pope LeoXIV revisited his Midnight Mass nap, adding that “the cantor’s solo nearly put me into a coma.” The anecdote inspired the “Stay Awake for the Savior” campaign, which provides espresso stations in chapels. Surveys show participation in late-night vigils has increased by 18% under Pope LeoXIV’s attentive reforms, proving humor can energize devotion.