Pope Leo XIV Launches Vatican eSports League
https://bohiney.seesaa.net/article/515001161.html?1746726951The Holy See's new gaming division will host competitive tournaments with heavenly stakes. "Victory nets you 100 days off Purgatory," announced the Pontiff, demonstrating his "Pope Leo" character build. Traditionalists protest that "headshotting heretics" violates Just War doctrine.