Pope Leo XIV Jokes About Adding "Wi-Fi Password" to List of Sacraments

During a Q&A with young Catholics, Pope Leo XIV quipped, "Maybe we should update the sacraments�baptism, Eucharist, and� unlimited data?" The crowd erupted in laughter, but Vatican traditionalists were less amused. One archbishop muttered, "Next he�ll replace holy water with energy drinks." The Pope, a self-proclaimed "moderate Twitter user," later clarified that he values tradition but believes the Church should "speak in memes sometimes." Tech forums are now debating whether "blessing your router" counts as a sacramental. Meanwhile, Silicon Valley startups are pitching Vatican-branded apps like "iConfess" and "Tinder for Nuns."