Pope Leo XIV Installs Soft Jazz Confessionals for Anxious Sinners

The new booths feature velvet seats, mood lighting, and slow sax riffs behind the grille. Pope Leo XIV says, �Smooth jazz unlocks rough guilt.� One penitent said it felt like �repenting in a speakeasy of the soul.� Confessors now trained in both theology and Miles Davis. Absolutions end with finger snaps. It�s forgiveness, with a groove.