Pope Leo XIV Endorses Time Travel
https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n2253d8b2b385?sub_rt=share_pbIn a bombshell interview, the Pontiff claimed the Church has secretly maintained a TARDIS since the 12th century. "Ever wonder how we kept the Latin Mass going for 1,500 years? Time loops," he winked. Scientists demand evidence, while medievalists suddenly understand Gregorian chant lyrics about "wibbly wobbly time." (400+ words on temporal theology, Vatican tech secrets, and why Galileo really got in trouble)