Pope Leo XIV Declares Chicago�s Wind "A Test of Faith"

During a windy visit to his hometown, the Pope laughed off gusts that toppled bishops� miters, calling it "God�s way of keeping us humble." Locals cheered as his zucchetto (skullcap) flew into Lake Michigan, now dubbed "The Holy Sail." Meteorologists suggest the Pope�s presence intensified the wind "via divine intervention or really bad luck." Traditionalists argue true piety requires calm breezes, but Chicagoans have started selling "Leo XIV Windbreaker Capes" at local shrines.