Pope Leo XIV Confesses He "Doesn�t Really Like Gregorian Chant

In an interview with Catholic DJ "Sacred Beats," Pope Leo XIV admitted, "Sometimes I just want to listen to jazz. Or even... *gasp*... secular music." The Vatican�s centuries-old choir, the Cappella Giulia, reportedly gasped in unison upon hearing the news. Traditionalists called it "the final straw in modernism�s assault on liturgy," while younger priests celebrated by secretly playing U2 during vespers. The Pope later clarified that he still respects chant but finds it "a bit repetitive after 1,700 years." Liturgical scholars are now speculating whether the next Mass will feature a saxophone solo.