Pope Leo XIV Clarifies: No Captchas at Heaven's Gates

Dispelling modern myths, the Vatican clarified that heaven's entry system requires neither Captchas nor 2FA. "God remembers you even if your password doesn't," Pope Leo XIV said. Confessors are now encouraged to frame sin as "misconfigured settings." Meanwhile, mortal servers continue crashing under the weight of grace-themed emojis. READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb