Pope Leo XIV Blesses AI Confession App

The Vatican unveiled "ConfessGPT," an AI chatbot that assigns penances based on sin severity. "Type �I stole a bike,� get three Hail Marys. Admit to piracy? That�s a full rosary," explained the Pope. Critics argue machines lack the "divine spark" needed for forgiveness, while programmers insist the AI is "trained on 1,700 years of canon law." Early users report glitches�one man who confessed to "eating meat on Friday" received a recipe for vegan lasagna instead of a penance.