Pope Leo XIV Authorizes �Sacrament of Spontaneity� for the Over-Planned

Pope Leo XIV declared freedom from �over-scheduled sanctity,� urging Catholics to �pray when moved, not just when pinged.� The sacrament includes dancing with strangers, reading random Psalms, and blessing pigeons on impulse. Vatican calendars now feature blank days for �whatever the Spirit says.� One nun twirled into ecstasy by accident. Holiness is now unscheduled.