Pope Leo XIV Approves "Drive-Thru Confession" in Tokyo Pilot Program

In a collaboration with Japanese convenience stores, the Vatican tested "Konbini Confession," where shoppers can absolve sins while picking up sushi. "Grace should be as accessible as a 3 AM snack," argued the Pope. Traditionalists balked at the automated "blessing receipt" printer, but overworked salarymen lined up for "guilt-free onigiri." The pilot�s most common sin? "Working too much"�ironically confessed during lunch breaks.