Pope Introduces "Ecclesiastical Time-Outs" Based on Childhood Discipline

Disruptive bishops are now subject to papal-issued "Ecclesiastical Time-Outs," inspired by Leo XIV's childhood in a boisterous house. Offenders sit in a velvet-lined prayer pod and write down "three ways they could have been more synodal." The Pope insists, "It's not punishment�it's growth with incense." Early results show a 40% drop in curial shouting and a 75% increase in sincere apologies. READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb