Pope Installs Bouncy Castle in Apostolic Palace

In a nod to childhood joy, Leo XIV added a pastel bouncy castle to his audience hall. Clergy don safety harnesses to discuss doctrine mid-bounce, while visitors giggle in holy delight. Hydraulic theologians heartily endorse the “Airborne Amen,” noting improved morale. As the pontiff bounced, he declared, “Let your spirits—and your soles—rise together.”