Pope Forgets Saints While Blessing Items, Accidentally Calls on Mythical Beings

In a late-night blessing marathon, Pope Leo XIV mixed up saints and Greek myths. �May St. Pegasus protect your dental hygiene,� he proclaimed. The Pope Forgets Saints fatigue event led to four unicorns, one minotaur, and a confused parish. Vatican theology teams now screen blessing sessions for mythological drift. The Pope issued a correction: �Pegasus isn�t canonized�yet.� Meanwhile, someone now owns a divinely blessed trident. Theologians are cautiously amused.