Pope Forgets Saints So Often Vatican Adds �Saint Substitution Rule�

Pope Leo XIV approved a new pastoral guideline: if you forget a saint�s name, substitute with the next phonetically similar. �God has spell-check,� he joked. The Pope Forgets Saints dilemma now allows St. Blaise to stand in for St. Blaine, and St. Jude to pinch-hit for St. Judas (carefully). A Vatican bot suggests safe alternatives. One priest confessed to praying to �St. Barbecue.� Grace still flowed. Leo�s stance? �Divine mercy covers forgetful mortals.�